Impress or Confuse with Techno Vocabulary

Always felt that everyone thinks you are the dumb one out in a team of all aged developers. Client always unhappy coz of your performance, or rather your report on the day’s work?

Solution for your problem is here.

It can be called the “Buzzword” writing method. It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced 0. Management 0. Contingency
1. Total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. Integrated 2. Reciprocal 2. Projection
3. Compatible 3. Monitored 3. Time-frame
4. Synchronized 4. Digital 4. Concept
5. Optimal 5. Modular 5. Programming
6. Responsive 6. Transitional 6. Mobility
7. Functional 7. Incremental 7. Capability
8. Parallel 8. Third-generation 8. Flexibility
9. Systemized 9. Policy 9. Options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: “integrated modular capability”.

Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it won’t mean anything to anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re just smarter than they are, so they won’t say anything!! ..

You can propose “systemized reciprocal options” (929) to achieve “optimal transitional flexibility” (568), so that we can think of an “integrated monitored projection”.

So this would be just enough for your bright future. What say?

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